am i – am i bleeding?

( Filtered to all Harry Potter reincarnates apart from Mickey )

( Tatiana )

You know, yesterday was my birthday, and I completely forgot. Which is perfectly fine with me, there's no reason to celebrate anyway, but weirdly enough, I still got a present. Sort of. An ironic one that Draco's both proud of yet disgusted by, and one that only makes me laugh.

The MTV Movie Awards were yesterday, right? And Draco won Best Villain. He won because a bunch of muggles voted for him. Honestly. I couldn't have asked for a better gift if tried!

( Tabby )

( Tatiana Guillory )

Well. That was a mistake. I don't know why I expected anything different. She nearly threw me out when Draco happened, of course she'd throw me out because of Tabitha. I hate her. I hate her so much. I'm never going back.

At least I've still got one parent who likes me.

( Mr. Roth )

Mum just informed me that my next job is a Harry Potter editorial for a small Australian fashion magazine. Apparently I've been selected to represent Hufflepuff.

I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this. I mean, when you think about it, I look like Draco. Is there something about my face that screams Hufflepuff? And if there is, can someone point it out to me so I can do my best to change it? I may not agree with Draco on most things, but honestly. Hufflepuff? Really?

( Hermione )

( Tabitha )

Oh. I didn't realize it'd been over a month since I updated this thing. That probably makes me a failure as a reincarnate, doesn't it? I've just been so busy. Especially after my, erm. Impulsive jaunt halfway across the world. Ooh, I though my mum was going to kill me after that. Instead she's had me work twice as hard. Same difference, really.

Anyway, I'm back in Sydney for the foreseeable future. Might try to visit my dad sometime. I don't see him much, but it's nice to spend an afternoon with him every now and again. Though I really hope he doesn't try to teach me to surf again. That is an experience I hope never to repeat. I bruise like a bloody peach.

Erm, does anyone have a tips for an impromptu traveler with nothing on her person but a wand and a handful of dollars? I... didn't exactly think this trip through.

I'm Valerie, by the way. He's Draco. And I'm more or less flipping the bloody fuck out right now. Pleasure.

( Well, no one really knows until they get there, do they, but I know I'll be in Slytherin, all our family have been - imagine being in Hufflepuff, I think I'd leave, wouldn't you? )